It looks like the House is ready to vote tonight. We had GREAT conversations all day, and the Republican House Majority is UNITED, for the Good of our Country, delivering the Biggest Tax Cuts in History and MASSIVE Growth. Let’s go Republicans, and everyone else - MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,276.25
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $44,795.00
BTC
Before post: $108,922.30
ETH
Before post: $2,576.70
TRUMP
Before post: $8.86
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets responded to Trump's latest unity rallying cry with the enthusiasm of a nap during tax season. SP500 dipped 0.01% in the first minute, then flatlined like a bipartisan bill in Congress, ending up 0.01% after 10 minutes. Dow Jones mirrored this thrilling volatility, shedding 0.01% initially before settling at a breathtaking 0.00% change. BTC and ETH, ever the drama queens, twitched between minor gains: BTC added 0.12% over 10 minutes, while ETH managed 0.07% after a brief stumble. TRUMP (the ticker, not the man) wobbled from a 0.11% drop to a 0.23% rise, proving even memecoins have commitment issues. Historical context shows these moves are quieter than a Senate library—past similar posts triggered marginally larger swings, but today’s action fits snugly within the "meh" percentile. Nothing says "massive growth" like indices moving less than a tired metaphor in a stump speech.