

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,266.25
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $44,756.00
BTC
Before post: $109,297.11
ETH
Before post: $2,576.38
TRUMP
Before post: $8.88
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets barely flinched at Trump's eloquent silence, proving sometimes nothing says everything. SP500 wobbled insignificantly: 1min (-0.00%), 5min (-0.01%), then a heroic 10min rebound (+0.00%). Dow Jones mimicked a drowsy seesaw: 1min (+0.01%), 5min (-0.02%), 10min (-0.03%). Crypto took it personally: BTC dropped 0.36% over 10min, ETH fell 0.83%, and even the TRUMP token dipped 0.56% twice—consistency in irrelevance. Volatility was thinner than the post’s substance, with moves dwarfed by typical lunchtime noise. Historical context? Absent, like the post’s content. The irony: markets spent more energy reacting to nothing than Trump did typing it.