📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,237.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,240.00
+2.75 (+0.04%)
5 min
$6,242.00
+4.75 (+0.08%)
10 min
$6,244.00
+6.75 (+0.11%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $44,777.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$44,787.00
+10.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$44,758.00
-19.000 (-0.04%)
10 min
$44,775.00
-2.000 (0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $107,416.64

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,379.92
-36.720 (-0.03%)
5 min
$107,368.40
-48.240 (-0.04%)
10 min
$107,444.66
+28.02 (+0.03%)

ETH

Before post: $2,437.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,438.50
+0.510 (+0.02%)
5 min
$2,443.71
+5.72 (+0.23%)
10 min
$2,445.43
+7.44 (+0.31%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.60
+0.010 (+0.12%)
5 min
$8.62
+0.030 (+0.35%)
10 min
$8.62
+0.030 (+0.35%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,293.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,295.59
+1.81 (+0.03%)
5 min
$5,297.92
+4.14 (+0.08%)
10 min
$5,302.70
+8.92 (+0.17%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence is as nuanced as a mime performing Wall Street analysis. SP500 edged up 0.04% in 1 minute, 0.08% in 5, and 0.11% in 10, while Dow Jones flirted with indifference: +0.02%, then -0.04%, then flat. BTC wobbled like a sleepwalker (-0.03%, -0.04%, then +0.03%), but ETH rallied modestly (up to 0.31% in 10 minutes). The real star was TRUMP, up 0.35% in 5 and 10 minutes, proving even nothingness can be bullish for the right ticker. Volatility was tame compared to historical tantrums over actual news. Nothing says "market-moving event" like a post about nothing, yet here we are, parsing silence like tea leaves.