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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,241.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,243.75
+2.75 (+0.04%)
5 min
$6,236.75
-4.250 (-0.07%)
10 min
$6,240.75
-0.250 (0.00%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $44,809.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$44,813.00
+4.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$44,784.00
-25.000 (-0.06%)
10 min
$44,809.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $107,227.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,305.95
+78.46 (+0.07%)
5 min
$107,226.45
-1.040 (0.00%)
10 min
$107,254.67
+27.18 (+0.03%)

ETH

Before post: $2,436.82

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,439.35
+2.53 (+0.10%)
5 min
$2,435.63
-1.190 (-0.05%)
10 min
$2,435.19
-1.630 (-0.07%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.60
+0.020 (+0.23%)
5 min
$8.58
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$8.58
+0.0 (+0.00%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,287.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,291.23
+4.05 (+0.08%)
5 min
$5,285.92
-1.260 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,291.60
+4.42 (+0.08%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets respond to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a cat watching paint dry: SP500 twitched +0.04% in the first minute, then slid -0.07% over five minutes, ending flat at -0.00% after ten. The Dow mimicked this existential crisis: a fleeting +0.01% uptick, then -0.06%, before settling into nihilistic stagnation. Crypto, ever the drama queen, saw BTC bounce +0.07% then flatline, while ETH’s +0.10% surge dissolved into a -0.07% shrug. TRUMP, the meme-stock barometer of political sentiment, edged +0.23%—proof that even silence can’t kill the hype. Europe’s STOXX50, ever polite, offered a +0.08% nod twice, sandwiching a -0.02% dip. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself, with moves so muted they’d make a VIX trader consider farming turnips. Historically, markets have reacted more sharply to typos—or a CEO’s lunch order. The irony? A post about nothing moved markets more than most politicians’ speeches about everything.