https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/07/01/alligator-alcatraz-boasts-400-security-personnel-1000-staffers-24-7-ac/

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,243.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,246.50
+3.50 (+0.06%)
5 min
$6,242.50
-0.500 (-0.01%)
10 min
$6,243.75
+0.750 (+0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $44,825.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$44,844.00
+19.00 (+0.04%)
5 min
$44,812.00
-13.000 (-0.03%)
10 min
$44,813.00
-12.000 (-0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $107,211.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,327.06
+116.06 (+0.11%)
5 min
$107,242.00
+31.00 (+0.03%)
10 min
$107,254.97
+43.97 (+0.04%)

ETH

Before post: $2,439.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,442.80
+3.54 (+0.15%)
5 min
$2,438.48
-0.780 (-0.03%)
10 min
$2,438.17
-1.090 (-0.04%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.60
+0.030 (+0.35%)
5 min
$8.59
+0.020 (+0.23%)
10 min
$8.60
+0.030 (+0.35%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,294.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,297.06
+2.57 (+0.05%)
5 min
$5,285.36
-9.130 (-0.17%)
10 min
$5,291.23
-3.260 (-0.06%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snooze button. SP500: a fleeting 0.06% pop in the first minute, then a yawn-inducing 0.01% dip and 0.01% rise over 5 and 10 minutes. Dow Jones: similarly unimpressed, with a 0.04% uptick followed by trivial 0.03% drops. BTC and ETH: crypto barely blinked, with BTC up 0.11% initially and ETH swinging between 0.15% gains and 0.04% losses. TRUMP: the real winner, up 0.35% twice, proving even nothingness can be bullish for meme stocks. STOXX50: Europe shrugged with a 0.05% rise before sliding 0.17%. Volatility was milder than a lukewarm tea, especially compared to the usual fireworks triggered by actual Trump content. The takeaway: markets will overanalyze anything, even the absence of something to overanalyze.