https://hannity.com/media-room/open-wide-for-business-trump-visits-alligator-alcatraz-with-ron-desantis-and-kristi-noem-watch/

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,252.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,247.25
-5.250 (-0.08%)
5 min
$6,248.50
-4.000 (-0.06%)
10 min
$6,245.00
-7.500 (-0.12%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $44,872.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$44,830.00
-42.000 (-0.09%)
5 min
$44,844.00
-28.000 (-0.06%)
10 min
$44,831.00
-41.000 (-0.09%)

BTC

Before post: $107,417.82

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,297.44
-120.380 (-0.11%)
5 min
$107,293.38
-124.440 (-0.12%)
10 min
$107,235.35
-182.470 (-0.17%)

ETH

Before post: $2,444.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,440.00
-4.630 (-0.19%)
5 min
$2,442.17
-2.460 (-0.10%)
10 min
$2,439.94
-4.690 (-0.19%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.60
-0.030 (-0.35%)
5 min
$8.59
-0.040 (-0.46%)
10 min
$8.58
-0.050 (-0.58%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,312.65

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,304.29
-8.360 (-0.16%)
5 min
$5,299.59
-13.060 (-0.25%)
10 min
$5,294.44
-18.210 (-0.34%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets react to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon: SP500 dipped 0.12% over 10 minutes, Dow Jones mirrored with 0.09%, while crypto (BTC -0.17%, ETH -0.19%) and European indices (STOXX50 -0.34%) joined the pity party. Volatility was tame by Trump-era standards, where a typo could move markets 2%: today’s moves were more "meh" than "mayhem." The TRUMP token, however, lived up to its namesake drama, dropping 0.58% as if to remind us that even silence is a statement. Nothing says "efficient markets" like panicking over an empty tweet. Perhaps the algos mistook it for a Zen koan.