
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,252.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $44,872.00
BTC
Before post: $107,417.82
ETH
Before post: $2,444.63
TRUMP
Before post: $8.63
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,312.65
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets react to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon: SP500 dipped 0.12% over 10 minutes, Dow Jones mirrored with 0.09%, while crypto (BTC -0.17%, ETH -0.19%) and European indices (STOXX50 -0.34%) joined the pity party. Volatility was tame by Trump-era standards, where a typo could move markets 2%: today’s moves were more "meh" than "mayhem." The TRUMP token, however, lived up to its namesake drama, dropping 0.58% as if to remind us that even silence is a statement. Nothing says "efficient markets" like panicking over an empty tweet. Perhaps the algos mistook it for a Zen koan.