📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets briefly sighed in collective confusion over a post that said nothing at all. SP500 dipped 0.08% in 1 minute, 0.06% in 5, and 0.12% in 10, while Dow Jones mirrored the shrug with 0.09%, 0.06%, and 0.09% drops. Bitcoin and Ethereum wobbled slightly harder: BTC lost 0.11%, 0.12%, and 0.17%, while ETH shed 0.19%, 0.10%, and 0.19%. The real drama was in TRUMP (the ticker, not the man), plunging 0.35%, 0.46%, and 0.46%, as if the absence of content was itself a scandal. STOXX50, ever the overachiever, fell 0.16%, 0.25%, and 0.34%, because Europe loves a good existential crisis. Volatility was mild by historical standards, though the reaction to literal nothingness was oddly consistent—like traders mistaking silence for a Rorschach test. The markets’ takeaway: sometimes the loudest statement is the one you don’t make, unless you’re a meme stock, in which case silence is just the calm before the next inexplicable pump.