
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,252.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $44,872.00
BTC
Before post: $107,417.82
ETH
Before post: $2,444.63
TRUMP
Before post: $8.63
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,312.65
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets briefly yawned at the sound of silence, then remembered they hate ambiguity more than bad news. SP500 dipped 0.08% in 1 minute, 0.06% in 5, 0.12% in 10: a shrug masquerading as a trend. Dow Jones mirrored this with 0.09%, 0.06%, 0.09% drops: consistency for the indecisive. BTC and ETH wobbled slightly harder (BTC down 0.17% in 10 minutes, ETH 0.19%): crypto proving it can overreact to nothing faster than stocks. TRUMP coin took the biggest hit (0.58% in 10 minutes): even meme tokens demand content. STOXX50 fell 0.34% in 10 minutes: Europe always adds extra drama. Volatility was tame by historical standards: a rounding error compared to days when actual news happens. The irony: markets spent more energy pricing "None" than Trump spent typing it.