📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,250.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,252.50
+2.50 (+0.04%)
5 min
$6,247.25
-2.750 (-0.04%)
10 min
$6,245.75
-4.250 (-0.07%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $44,853.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$44,872.00
+19.00 (+0.04%)
5 min
$44,830.00
-23.000 (-0.05%)
10 min
$44,837.00
-16.000 (-0.04%)

BTC

Before post: $107,384.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,417.82
+32.91 (+0.03%)
5 min
$107,297.44
-87.470 (-0.08%)
10 min
$107,319.75
-65.160 (-0.06%)

ETH

Before post: $2,443.60

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,444.63
+1.03 (+0.04%)
5 min
$2,440.00
-3.600 (-0.15%)
10 min
$2,443.27
-0.330 (-0.01%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.63
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$8.60
-0.030 (-0.35%)
10 min
$8.58
-0.050 (-0.58%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,308.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,312.65
+4.37 (+0.08%)
5 min
$5,304.29
-3.990 (-0.08%)
10 min
$5,298.26
-10.020 (-0.19%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence was as meaningful as a fortune cookie with no message. SP500: flickered +0.04% in the first minute, then drifted -0.04% and -0.07% over 5 and 10 minutes, like a bored trader scrolling through LinkedIn. Dow Jones mimicked this with a +0.04% blip before fading -0.05% and -0.04%, proving even blue chips yawn at nothingness. BTC and ETH showed slightly more drama: BTC’s +0.03% uptick dissolved into -0.08% and -0.06%, while ETH’s +0.04% surge collapsed to -0.15% before barely shrugging (-0.01%). TRUMP token, ever the loyalist, flatlined at +0.00% before sliding -0.35% and -0.58%, as if punished for its namesake’s lack of material. STOXX50, ever the overachiever, managed +0.08% before joining the pity party at -0.19%. Volatility was thinner than a politician’s promises, with moves dwarfed by typical lunchtime noise. Historical context? None. Much like the post. The markets have spoken: when given nothing to work with, they’ll still find a way to bill you for the effort.