https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114780890364957542

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,256.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,256.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$6,256.50
+0.500 (+0.01%)
10 min
$6,251.75
-4.250 (-0.07%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $44,911.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$44,906.00
-5.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$44,907.00
-4.000 (-0.01%)
10 min
$44,888.00
-23.000 (-0.05%)

BTC

Before post: $107,584.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,544.72
-39.290 (-0.04%)
5 min
$107,596.99
+12.98 (+0.01%)
10 min
$107,402.21
-181.800 (-0.17%)

ETH

Before post: $2,448.68

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,448.43
-0.250 (-0.01%)
5 min
$2,449.91
+1.23 (+0.05%)
10 min
$2,445.48
-3.200 (-0.13%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.65

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.64
-0.010 (-0.12%)
5 min
$8.65
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$8.63
-0.020 (-0.23%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,320.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,320.26
-0.540 (-0.01%)
5 min
$5,323.09
+2.29 (+0.04%)
10 min
$5,321.56
+0.760 (+0.01%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at the profound silence of a Trump "None" post: a masterclass in anticlimax. SP500: flatlined at 1 minute, then a heroic +0.01% over 5 minutes before crumbling -0.07% at 10 minutes. Dow Jones: a thrilling -0.01% at 1 minute, held steady at 5, then surrendered -0.05% by 10. BTC and ETH mimicked a drowsy seesaw, with BTC ultimately down -0.17% and ETH -0.13%. TRUMP coin, ever the drama queen, swung -0.12% immediately, flatlined, then nosedived -0.23%. STOXX50, the contrarian, managed a +0.04% bump at 5 minutes before settling at +0.01%. Volatility was less "Trump tweet" and more "watching paint dry," with moves tighter than a budget airline seat. Historical context: even the algo traders couldn’t find a pattern to overreact to. The market’s response to nothingness: a fitting tribute to the art of saying nothing loudly.