
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,250.00
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $44,799.00
BTC
Before post: $105,693.74
ETH
Before post: $2,408.69
CSI300 🇨🇳
Before post: $3,934.61
TRUMP
Before post: $8.58
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500 dipped marginally: 1min (-0.00%), 5min (-0.04%), 10min (-0.05%). Dow Jones mirrored this lethargy: 1min (-0.00%), 5min (-0.02%), 10min (-0.04%). BTC and ETH, ever the contrarians, inched up: BTC +0.06% over 10min, ETH +0.27%. CSI300 waffled like an indecisive diner: 1min (-0.04%), then flipped to +0.05%. TRUMP itself barely budged, as if the market collectively shrugged and took a nap. Volatility was milder than a lukewarm tea party, with moves so small they’d struggle to register on a seismograph. Historically, even a typo from Trump sparks more action—this was the financial equivalent of crickets. The irony? A post saying nothing somehow said everything about how desensitized markets have become to the man who once moved them with a tweet.