📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,253.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,252.25
-0.750 (-0.01%)
5 min
$6,252.75
-0.250 (0.00%)
10 min
$6,253.50
+0.500 (+0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $44,824.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$44,819.00
-5.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$44,824.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$44,828.00
+4.00 (+0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $105,449.45

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,478.28
+28.83 (+0.03%)
5 min
$105,426.62
-22.830 (-0.02%)
10 min
$105,392.30
-57.150 (-0.05%)

ETH

Before post: $2,399.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,401.37
+1.86 (+0.08%)
5 min
$2,399.86
+0.350 (+0.01%)
10 min
$2,398.44
-1.070 (-0.04%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.56

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.56
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$8.57
+0.010 (+0.12%)
10 min
$8.56
+0.0 (+0.00%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets barely flinched at a post so empty it could double as a political promise. SP500 dipped a negligible 0.01% in the first minute, flatlined over 5 minutes, then eked out a 0.01% gain by the 10-minute mark: textbook noise. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.01% drop, then a shrug, then a 0.01% rebound. BTC and ETH twitched like cats hearing a vacuum cleaner, with BTC swinging from +0.03% to -0.05% and ETH peaking at +0.08% before fading. TRUMP, ever the drama queen, managed a 0.12% blip over 5 minutes before returning to its usual state of irrelevance. Volatility here is less "market-moving event" and more "squirrel crossing Wall Street." Historical context is nonexistent, proving even algorithms need substance to overreact. The real shocker? A Trump post that didn’t move markets might be the most surprising thing he’s ever done.