

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,246.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $44,835.00
BTC
Before post: $105,563.29
ETH
Before post: $2,408.04
TRUMP
Before post: $8.57
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500: up 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.01% in 5, 0.06% in 10, as if someone whispered "stimulus" and then took a nap. Dow Jones: mirrored the SP500's lethargy with 0.02%, 0.01%, and 0.05% moves, proving even blue chips can yawn. BTC and ETH managed slightly more drama: BTC up 0.02%, 0.05%, 0.09%, while ETH rallied 0.26%, 0.33%, 0.48%, perhaps on the thrill of nothingness. TRUMP coin, ever the loyalist, edged up 0.23%, 0.35%, 0.47%, because even silence is a campaign event. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post, with moves well below historical norms for tweet-driven chaos. The irony: markets now parse emptiness like tea leaves, and still find a way to trade it.