New poll: Anybody I Endorse beats Thomas Massie of Kentucky by 25 points. Get ready. Massie is a very bad guy!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,233.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $44,341.00
BTC
Before post: $106,550.00
ETH
Before post: $2,439.70
TRUMP
Before post: $8.66
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,277.86
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets shrugged off Trump's latest political jab like a bored audience at a bad comedy show. SP500 dipped 0.01% in the first minute, then clawed back with a 0.09% gain over 10 minutes, proving even indices have better attention spans than Twitter. The Dow Jones mirrored this, dropping 0.01% early before rallying 0.16%—apparently, traders found Massie’s badness less concerning than expected. Crypto barely flinched: BTC wobbled 0.06% down initially, then rose 0.15%, while ETH inched up 0.14%, suggesting digital assets care more about memes than political ones. TRUMP token barely moved, perhaps because even it couldn’t take the endorsement drama seriously. Volatility was tame compared to historical norms—this post scored a 50% similarity to a prior Massie rant, which had slightly more market impact (SP500 up 0.05% vs. 0.09% here). Either traders are numbed by repetition, or they’ve learned to ignore the noise until it comes with policy details. The real takeaway: markets now treat Trump’s posts like weather reports—briefly noted, quickly forgotten, and utterly irrelevant unless a storm is actually coming.