
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,242.00
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $44,357.00
BTC
Before post: $106,554.35
ETH
Before post: $2,449.19
TRUMP
Before post: $8.69
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,283.09
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets barely flinched at Trump's eloquent silence, proving sometimes nothing says everything. SP500: flat for 1m and 5m, then a whisper of panic at -0.04% over 10m. Dow Jones mimicked a sleeping cat: +0.00% for 5m, then a -0.01% sigh. BTC had a caffeine spike (+0.05% in 5m) before remembering it’s crypto and flatlining. ETH played mood swings: -0.03%, +0.03%, then a dramatic -0.13%. TRUMP slipped -0.12% twice, as if the market briefly forgot it existed. STOXX50 yawned downward (-0.07% to -0.09%), because Europe thrives on existential dread. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself: movements so minor they’d get lost in a rounding error. Historical context? None. Much like the post. The real shocker here is that someone paid attention to nothing long enough to measure its impact.