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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,192.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,196.50
+4.00 (+0.06%)
5 min
$6,195.50
+3.00 (+0.05%)
10 min
$6,195.75
+3.25 (+0.05%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,669.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,710.00
+41.00 (+0.09%)
5 min
$43,699.00
+30.00 (+0.07%)
10 min
$43,709.00
+40.00 (+0.09%)

BTC

Before post: $107,537.94

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,553.00
+15.06 (+0.01%)
5 min
$107,468.81
-69.130 (-0.06%)
10 min
$107,375.99
-161.950 (-0.15%)

ETH

Before post: $2,429.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,431.67
+2.40 (+0.10%)
5 min
$2,429.42
+0.150 (+0.01%)
10 min
$2,429.86
+0.590 (+0.02%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.93
+0.020 (+0.22%)
5 min
$8.90
-0.010 (-0.11%)
10 min
$8.90
-0.010 (-0.11%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at the profound silence of a man who rarely knows it: SP500 and Dow Jones edged up mildly, with the former gaining 0.06% in the first minute and the latter 0.09%, though both settled into a sleepy 0.05-0.09% range over 10 minutes. Crypto, ever the drama queen, saw BTC dip 0.15% after a brief 0.01% rally, while ETH waffled between 0.10% gains and near-flatline. TRUMP (the ticker, not the man) mirrored its namesake’s volatility: a quick 0.22% pop before fading into the red. Historical context is absent, because even the market’s algorithm couldn’t compute the significance of nothing. The irony? A post about nothing moved markets more than most congressional hearings.