

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,192.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $43,669.00
BTC
Before post: $107,537.94
ETH
Before post: $2,429.27
TRUMP
Before post: $8.91
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets shrug at the profound silence of a man who rarely knows it: SP500 and Dow Jones edged up mildly, with the former gaining 0.06% in the first minute and the latter 0.09%, though both settled into a sleepy 0.05-0.09% range over 10 minutes. Crypto, ever the drama queen, saw BTC dip 0.15% after a brief 0.01% rally, while ETH waffled between 0.10% gains and near-flatline. TRUMP (the ticker, not the man) mirrored its namesake’s volatility: a quick 0.22% pop before fading into the red. Historical context is absent, because even the market’s algorithm couldn’t compute the significance of nothing. The irony? A post about nothing moved markets more than most congressional hearings.