📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,144.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,143.00
-1.250 (-0.02%)
5 min
$6,143.00
-1.250 (-0.02%)
10 min
$6,140.50
-3.750 (-0.06%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,293.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,280.00
-13.000 (-0.03%)
5 min
$43,265.00
-28.000 (-0.06%)
10 min
$43,240.00
-53.000 (-0.12%)

BTC

Before post: $107,103.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,123.54
+19.74 (+0.02%)
5 min
$107,139.81
+36.01 (+0.03%)
10 min
$107,180.14
+76.34 (+0.07%)

ETH

Before post: $2,406.96

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,408.67
+1.71 (+0.07%)
5 min
$2,410.53
+3.57 (+0.15%)
10 min
$2,412.12
+5.16 (+0.21%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.99
-0.020 (-0.22%)
5 min
$9.00
-0.010 (-0.11%)
10 min
$9.00
-0.010 (-0.11%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at Trump's eloquent silence, proving sometimes nothing says everything. SP500 dipped mildly: 1min (-0.02%), 5min (-0.02%), 10min (-0.06%), as if briefly mourning the lack of content. Dow Jones mirrored this with slightly more drama: 1min (-0.03%), 5min (-0.06%), 10min (-0.12%), like a soap opera star sighing offstage. Crypto, ever the contrarian, shrugged with BTC up 0.07% and ETH gaining 0.21% over 10 minutes—digital assets apparently thrive on existential voids. TRUMP (the ticker, not the man) dipped 0.22% initially, then stabilized, suggesting even meme stocks need material to work with. Volatility was a snooze: moves were smaller than a trader's attention span during earnings season. Historically, this non-event ranks somewhere between "Fed chair blinks twice" and "Congress takes a lunch break." The irony? A post about nothing moved markets more than most politicians' speeches about everything.