📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,154.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,154.25
-0.500 (-0.01%)
5 min
$6,153.00
-1.750 (-0.03%)
10 min
$6,155.00
+0.250 (+0.00%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,423.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,424.00
+1.000 (+0.00%)
5 min
$43,411.00
-12.000 (-0.03%)
10 min
$43,415.00
-8.000 (-0.02%)

BTC

Before post: $107,048.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,003.08
-45.230 (-0.04%)
5 min
$106,971.40
-76.910 (-0.07%)
10 min
$107,149.59
+101.28 (+0.09%)

ETH

Before post: $2,419.88

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,417.96
-1.920 (-0.08%)
5 min
$2,417.45
-2.430 (-0.10%)
10 min
$2,427.56
+7.68 (+0.32%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.11

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.10
-0.010 (-0.11%)
5 min
$9.10
-0.010 (-0.11%)
10 min
$9.13
+0.020 (+0.22%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,274.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,272.40
-2.130 (-0.04%)
5 min
$5,268.70
-5.830 (-0.11%)
10 min
$5,271.35
-3.180 (-0.06%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500: dipped 0.01% in 1 minute, 0.03% in 5, then flatlined at +0.00% by 10 minutes. Dow Jones: a thrilling +0.00% at 1 minute, then -0.03% and -0.02%, proving even nothingness can’t stop the grind. BTC: wobbled -0.04%, -0.07%, then a heroic +0.09% rebound, because crypto loves drama, even when there isn’t any. ETH: mirrored the chaos, -0.08%, -0.10%, then +0.32%, because why not. TRUMP: the namesake token dropped 0.11% twice, then rallied 0.22%, because irony is a tradable asset. STOXX50: Europe joined the pity party with -0.04%, -0.11%, -0.06%. Volatility was milder than a lukewarm tea, with moves tighter than a budget airline’s legroom. Historically, silence isn’t a catalyst, but today it was briefly mistaken for one. The takeaway: markets will overanalyze anything, even the absence of anything to overanalyze.