📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,145.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,145.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$6,144.50
-0.500 (-0.01%)
10 min
$6,144.75
-0.250 (0.00%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,392.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,401.00
+9.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$43,396.00
+4.00 (+0.01%)
10 min
$43,398.00
+6.00 (+0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $106,559.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$106,609.16
+49.17 (+0.05%)
5 min
$106,589.21
+29.22 (+0.03%)
10 min
$106,654.38
+94.39 (+0.09%)

ETH

Before post: $2,418.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,421.80
+2.91 (+0.12%)
5 min
$2,418.10
-0.790 (-0.03%)
10 min
$2,420.80
+1.91 (+0.08%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.08

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.08
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$9.07
-0.010 (-0.11%)
10 min
$9.07
-0.010 (-0.11%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,290.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,287.50
-3.030 (-0.06%)
5 min
$5,287.39
-3.140 (-0.06%)
10 min
$5,287.66
-2.870 (-0.05%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence is as thrilling as watching paint dry. SP500 barely blinked: flat in 1 minute, down 0.01% in 5, then a heroic recovery to -0.00% in 10. Dow Jones managed a yawn-worthy 0.02% uptick in 1 minute, settling at +0.01% over 10. Crypto showed more life: BTC inched up 0.09% over 10 minutes, while ETH had a mood swing (-0.03% in 5, +0.08% in 10). TRUMP token dipped 0.11% twice, as if sighing in disappointment. STOXX50 mirrored European ennui with a steady -0.05% to -0.06% decline. Volatility was so tame it could pass for a sedated sloth, especially against the usual circus of Trump-related market swings. The takeaway: markets move more for a typo than for nothing at all, which says everything about modern finance.