
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,145.00
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $43,392.00
BTC
Before post: $106,559.99
ETH
Before post: $2,418.89
TRUMP
Before post: $9.08
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,290.53
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence is as thrilling as watching paint dry. SP500 barely blinked: flat in 1 minute, down 0.01% in 5, then a heroic recovery to -0.00% in 10. Dow Jones managed a yawn-worthy 0.02% uptick in 1 minute, settling at +0.01% over 10. Crypto showed more life: BTC inched up 0.09% over 10 minutes, while ETH had a mood swing (-0.03% in 5, +0.08% in 10). TRUMP token dipped 0.11% twice, as if sighing in disappointment. STOXX50 mirrored European ennui with a steady -0.05% to -0.06% decline. Volatility was so tame it could pass for a sedated sloth, especially against the usual circus of Trump-related market swings. The takeaway: markets move more for a typo than for nothing at all, which says everything about modern finance.