📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,145.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,145.50
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$6,146.00
+0.500 (+0.01%)
10 min
$6,145.00
-0.500 (-0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,396.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,395.00
-1.000 (0.00%)
5 min
$43,401.00
+5.00 (+0.01%)
10 min
$43,402.00
+6.00 (+0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $106,606.09

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$106,551.48
-54.610 (-0.05%)
5 min
$106,535.44
-70.650 (-0.07%)
10 min
$106,600.00
-6.090 (-0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,415.12

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,415.99
+0.870 (+0.04%)
5 min
$2,418.48
+3.36 (+0.14%)
10 min
$2,419.64
+4.52 (+0.19%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.08

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.07
-0.010 (-0.11%)
5 min
$9.08
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$9.07
-0.010 (-0.11%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,294.09

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,292.43
-1.660 (-0.03%)
5 min
$5,290.14
-3.950 (-0.07%)
10 min
$5,287.68
-6.410 (-0.12%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's post was roughly as impactful as a goldfish's opinion on monetary policy. SP500: flat in the first minute, then a microscopic 0.01% gain at 5 minutes before dipping 0.01% at 10 minutes. Dow Jones: similarly unimpressed, wobbling between a 0.01% gain and a rounding error. BTC and ETH decided to move in opposite directions, with BTC down 0.07% at 5 minutes while ETH rallied 0.19% over 10 minutes. TRUMP (the token, not the man) mirrored its namesake's volatility, swinging between minor losses and absolute indifference. STOXX50, ever the drama queen, led the losses with a 0.12% drop. Volatility was so tame it could have been mistaken for a nap. Compared to historical norms, this was less a market reaction and more a collective shrug. Nothing says "market-moving event" like a post containing nothing, delivered with the gravitas of a silent film.