📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,147.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,146.50
-1.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$6,145.00
-2.500 (-0.04%)
10 min
$6,145.00
-2.500 (-0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,436.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,434.00
-2.000 (0.00%)
5 min
$43,425.00
-11.000 (-0.03%)
10 min
$43,423.00
-13.000 (-0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $106,115.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$106,117.69
+2.15 (+0.00%)
5 min
$105,812.49
-303.050 (-0.29%)
10 min
$105,879.76
-235.780 (-0.22%)

ETH

Before post: $2,447.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,449.00
+1.86 (+0.08%)
5 min
$2,438.51
-8.630 (-0.35%)
10 min
$2,439.15
-7.990 (-0.33%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.27
+0.010 (+0.11%)
5 min
$9.24
-0.020 (-0.22%)
10 min
$9.23
-0.030 (-0.32%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets barely flinched at a post so empty it could be a metaphor for political promises: SP500 dipped 0.04% over 10 minutes, Dow Jones slipped 0.03%, and BTC wobbled between a flatline and a 0.29% drop. Volatility was milder than a lukewarm tea party: these moves are noise compared to typical Trump-related swings, where even a misplaced comma can spark 1% rallies or selloffs. The real winner here was irony: the token named after the man himself (TRUMP) briefly rallied before fading, proving even memecoins have commitment issues.