📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,146.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,148.25
+1.50 (+0.02%)
5 min
$6,147.00
+0.250 (+0.00%)
10 min
$6,144.25
-2.500 (-0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,435.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,443.00
+8.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$43,436.00
+1.000 (+0.00%)
10 min
$43,418.00
-17.000 (-0.04%)

BTC

Before post: $106,140.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$106,139.72
-0.280 (0.00%)
5 min
$106,142.08
+2.08 (+0.00%)
10 min
$105,833.75
-306.250 (-0.29%)

ETH

Before post: $2,450.52

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,448.60
-1.920 (-0.08%)
5 min
$2,450.88
+0.360 (+0.01%)
10 min
$2,438.56
-11.960 (-0.49%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.28
+0.010 (+0.11%)
5 min
$9.27
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$9.23
-0.040 (-0.43%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at the profound silence of a Trump "None" post: a masterclass in anticlimax. SP500: flickered +0.02% in the first minute, flatlined at +0.00% by 5 minutes, then dipped -0.04% over 10 minutes—less movement than a sloth on sedatives. Dow Jones mirrored this with a +0.02% blip, a +0.00% shrug, and a -0.04% sigh. BTC and ETH wobbled like a drunk tightrope walker: BTC lost -0.29% over 10 minutes, while ETH shed -0.49%, proving crypto still reacts to ghosts. TRUMP coin, ever the loyalist, briefly rallied +0.11% before fading -0.43%—perhaps the only asset that still pretends to care. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself: all moves fell within typical noise ranges, making this the financial equivalent of watching paint dry. The markets have spoken: when it comes to Trump’s "None," the most explosive thing was the collective shrug.