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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,141.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,141.00
-0.750 (-0.01%)
5 min
$6,142.00
+0.250 (+0.00%)
10 min
$6,141.75
+0.0 (+0.00%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,390.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,389.00
-1.000 (0.00%)
5 min
$43,395.00
+5.00 (+0.01%)
10 min
$43,390.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $105,914.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,838.22
-76.450 (-0.07%)
5 min
$105,907.13
-7.540 (-0.01%)
10 min
$105,943.93
+29.26 (+0.03%)

ETH

Before post: $2,445.66

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,441.74
-3.920 (-0.16%)
5 min
$2,446.98
+1.32 (+0.05%)
10 min
$2,445.00
-0.660 (-0.03%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.26
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$9.27
+0.010 (+0.11%)
10 min
$9.28
+0.020 (+0.22%)

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence was as earth-shattering as a mouse tiptoeing through a library. SP500 barely flinched: down 0.01% in 1 minute, then flatlined like a bored EKG. Dow Jones yawned with a 0.01% 5-minute gain before returning to its nap. BTC and ETH twitched like cats dreaming of lasers, with BTC down 0.07% then up 0.03%, while ETH swung between -0.16% and +0.05%. TRUMP, the meme stock of the hour, edged up 0.22% over 10 minutes, proving even nothingness can be monetized. Volatility was so tame it could have been mistaken for a sedated sloth. Historical context? None. The markets clearly missed the memo that silence isn’t supposed to be a tradable event. The irony: the most impactful part of this non-event was the time spent analyzing it.