

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,141.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $43,390.00
BTC
Before post: $105,914.67
ETH
Before post: $2,445.66
TRUMP
Before post: $9.26
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence was as earth-shattering as a mouse tiptoeing through a library. SP500 barely flinched: down 0.01% in 1 minute, then flatlined like a bored EKG. Dow Jones yawned with a 0.01% 5-minute gain before returning to its nap. BTC and ETH twitched like cats dreaming of lasers, with BTC down 0.07% then up 0.03%, while ETH swung between -0.16% and +0.05%. TRUMP, the meme stock of the hour, edged up 0.22% over 10 minutes, proving even nothingness can be monetized. Volatility was so tame it could have been mistaken for a sedated sloth. Historical context? None. The markets clearly missed the memo that silence isn’t supposed to be a tradable event. The irony: the most impactful part of this non-event was the time spent analyzing it.