📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,141.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,141.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$6,139.25
-1.750 (-0.03%)
10 min
$6,141.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,391.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,391.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$43,375.00
-16.000 (-0.04%)
10 min
$43,384.00
-7.000 (-0.02%)

BTC

Before post: $105,856.92

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,864.66
+7.74 (+0.01%)
5 min
$105,844.09
-12.830 (-0.01%)
10 min
$105,794.15
-62.770 (-0.06%)

ETH

Before post: $2,432.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,432.18
-0.670 (-0.03%)
5 min
$2,432.93
+0.080 (+0.00%)
10 min
$2,432.59
-0.260 (-0.01%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.21
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$9.23
+0.020 (+0.22%)
10 min
$9.22
+0.010 (+0.11%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence is as meaningful as a blank canvas in a modern art gallery. SP500: flat at 1 and 10 minutes, dipped 0.03% at 5 minutes, proving even nothingness can’t stop the usual noise. Dow Jones: mirrored the SP500 with a 0.04% drop at 5 minutes, because why break tradition. BTC: a chaotic 0.01% up, then down 0.01%, then 0.06%, because crypto thrives on drama. ETH: wobbled between 0.03% down and flat, like a drunk tightrope walker. TRUMP: the only winner, up 0.22% at 5 minutes, because even emptiness can’t stop the cult of personality. Volatility was milder than a librarian’s whisper, with moves so small they’d get lost in a rounding error. Historical context: silence has never been so loud, or so irrelevant. The markets have spoken: Trump’s nothingburger post was the financial equivalent of watching paint dry, but with slightly more existential dread.