
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,141.00
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $43,394.00
BTC
Before post: $105,998.04
ETH
Before post: $2,441.57
TRUMP
Before post: $9.24
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a dial-up modem loading a blank page. SP500: flatlined at +0.00% in the first minute, then a heroic +0.01% over 5 and 10 minutes, as if someone whispered "stimulus" in its sleep. Dow Jones: managed a +0.02% over 5 minutes before reverting to zero, proving even blue chips get bored. Crypto, ever the drama queens: BTC swung from +0.03% to -0.16%, while ETH’s -0.37% drop suggests it mistook "None" for "Sell everything." TRUMP coin, ever the loyalist, briefly rallied +0.11% before remembering it’s tied to a man who just said nothing. Volatility was milder than a weather report for a desert: no historical precedent exists for such thrilling non-news. The irony: markets moved more on Trump’s absence of words than most politicians’ entire speeches. Perhaps silence is the new pump-and-dump.