📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,145.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,145.25
+0.250 (+0.00%)
5 min
$6,140.25
-4.750 (-0.08%)
10 min
$6,142.25
-2.750 (-0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,411.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,396.00
-15.000 (-0.03%)
5 min
$43,375.00
-36.000 (-0.08%)
10 min
$43,385.00
-26.000 (-0.06%)

BTC

Before post: $105,929.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,975.58
+45.59 (+0.04%)
5 min
$105,909.97
-20.020 (-0.02%)
10 min
$105,716.46
-213.530 (-0.20%)

ETH

Before post: $2,459.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,465.94
+6.70 (+0.27%)
5 min
$2,465.23
+5.99 (+0.24%)
10 min
$2,446.25
-12.990 (-0.53%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.34
+0.030 (+0.32%)
5 min
$9.32
+0.010 (+0.11%)
10 min
$9.27
-0.040 (-0.43%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at the profound silence of a Trump "None" post: a masterclass in anticlimax. SP500: barely twitched (+0.00% at 1min), then drifted down (-0.08% at 5min), as if bored by its own lack of drama. Dow Jones mirrored this with a sleepy -0.08% drop, while BTC and ETH flirted with volatility (ETH up 0.27% then down -0.53%) like day traders overinterpreting a Rorschach blot. TRUMP coin, ever the loyalist, briefly rallied (+0.32%) before remembering it had no reason to. Volatility was thinner than the post’s substance: moves under 0.5% across assets, making a Fed meeting look like a Tarantino film. Historical context? None found, because even algorithms refuse to waste memory on nothingburgers. The irony: markets moved more analyzing "None" than they did during most of his actual policy announcements. Perhaps silence is the new shock and awe.