

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,133.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $43,339.00
BTC
Before post: $105,243.38
ETH
Before post: $2,438.11
TRUMP
Before post: $9.24
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets respond to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a cat watching paint dry. SP500: a sleepy 0.02% uptick in the first minute, barely stretching to 0.08% after 10 minutes, as if it forgot why it moved. Dow Jones: briefly yawned downward by 0.03% before shrugging back up 0.02%, proving even indices have commitment issues. BTC and ETH: flickered like faulty neon signs, with ETH’s 0.17% jump in the first minute the closest thing to excitement. TRUMP: a fleeting 0.22% pop before flatlining, much like the post’s content. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the tweet, with moves so tame they’d make a VIX trader nap. The markets’ reaction to nothing says everything: sometimes the loudest statement is the one not made.