📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at the profound silence of a Trump "None" post like a cat ignoring an empty food bowl. SP500 barely twitched: up 0.02% across 1, 5, and 10-minute windows, as if politely nodding at a bad joke. Dow Jones managed a heroic 0.03% over 10 minutes, the financial equivalent of a slow clap. BTC dipped 0.23% in 5 minutes, proving crypto traders will panic over anything—even nothing. ETH swung from +0.06% to -0.35%, because altcoins love drama. TRUMP coin mirrored its namesake’s post: flat, then a slight fade, like interest in a rerun. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself, with moves so tame they’d put an insomniac to sleep. Historically, markets react more to a typo in a cereal box than this. The irony: an entire analysis dedicated to the market impact of nothing, which sums up half of financial commentary anyway.