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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,119.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,125.00
+5.25 (+0.09%)
5 min
$6,128.25
+8.50 (+0.14%)
10 min
$6,128.75
+9.00 (+0.15%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,227.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,247.00
+20.00 (+0.05%)
5 min
$43,295.00
+68.00 (+0.16%)
10 min
$43,265.00
+38.00 (+0.09%)

BTC

Before post: $104,962.74

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,225.50
+262.76 (+0.25%)
5 min
$105,083.68
+120.94 (+0.12%)
10 min
$105,230.75
+268.01 (+0.26%)

ETH

Before post: $2,409.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,430.34
+20.84 (+0.86%)
5 min
$2,420.00
+10.50 (+0.44%)
10 min
$2,424.36
+14.86 (+0.62%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.30
+0.060 (+0.65%)
5 min
$9.26
+0.020 (+0.22%)
10 min
$9.30
+0.060 (+0.65%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,293.45

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,296.14
+2.69 (+0.05%)
5 min
$5,299.87
+6.42 (+0.12%)
10 min
$5,297.36
+3.91 (+0.07%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets rally on the profound wisdom of Trump's eloquent silence. SP500: up 0.09% in 1 minute, 0.14% in 5, 0.15% in 10, proving even nothingness can be inflationary. Dow Jones: a chaotic 0.05% to 0.16% dance, as if traders debated whether to react or nap. BTC and ETH: crypto’s usual overreaction theater, with ETH leading at 0.86% in 1 minute, because why not. TRUMP token: a fittingly erratic 0.65% swing, because consistency is for boring assets. STOXX50: Europe’s polite 0.05% nod, barely acknowledging the spectacle. Volatility was tame by Trump-era standards, suggesting markets have learned to expect less from more. The irony: the most impactful thing said was nothing at all, and yet everything moved. Perhaps the algo traders just needed an excuse to buy.