

📈 Market Reaction:
BTC
Before post: $103,296.00
ETH
Before post: $2,408.28
TRUMP
Before post: $9.20
SP500 🇺🇸
Outside trading hoursDow Jones 🇺🇸
Outside trading hoursCSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
A post about nothing somehow managed to say everything about crypto's current fragility. BTC dipped 0.18% in 1 minute, 0.20% in 5, and 0.26% in 10, proving even silence can spook a market that trades on vibes. ETH fared worse: 0.45%, 0.61%, and 0.84% drops over the same periods, as if allergic to the void. TRUMP (the token, not the man) slid 0.33%, 0.43%, and 0.54%, suggesting even meme coins now fear ambiguity. Volatility here is tame by crypto standards but absurd by sane ones: a blank tweet shouldn’t move billions, yet here we are. The market’s takeaway: when the loudest guy goes quiet, assume he’s plotting—or napping. Both are equally terrifying.