📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,025.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,025.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$6,025.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$6,025.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,572.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,572.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$42,572.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$42,572.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $103,552.60

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,633.33
+80.73 (+0.08%)
5 min
$103,616.01
+63.41 (+0.06%)
10 min
$103,676.17
+123.57 (+0.12%)

ETH

Before post: $2,428.82

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,430.99
+2.17 (+0.09%)
5 min
$2,430.04
+1.22 (+0.05%)
10 min
$2,432.65
+3.83 (+0.16%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.31
+0.020 (+0.22%)
5 min
$9.30
+0.010 (+0.11%)
10 min
$9.32
+0.030 (+0.32%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence is as thrilling as watching paint dry on a Sunday afternoon. SP500 and Dow Jones flatlined across all timeframes, proving even algorithms need a nap sometimes. BTC and ETH showed minor upticks, with BTC gaining 0.12% over 10 minutes and ETH up 0.16%, suggesting crypto traders will cling to any narrative, even the absence of one. TRUMP tokens edged up 0.32%, because of course they did—loyalty pays, even in void. Volatility was nonexistent compared to historical norms, which is ironic given how much noise usually follows this name. The takeaway: markets yawned, crypto twitched, and the only thing moving was the needle on absurdity.