Just approved storm damage money for the Great State of Tennessee. Alabama, Arkansas, and North Carolina among the other states that were previously approved. My honor to do so! DJT

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,961.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,964.00
+3.00 (+0.05%)
5 min
$5,970.25
+9.25 (+0.16%)
10 min
$5,971.00
+10.00 (+0.17%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,021.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
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$42,034.00
+13.00 (+0.03%)
5 min
$42,049.00
+28.00 (+0.07%)
10 min
$42,044.00
+23.00 (+0.05%)

BTC

Before post: $104,625.90

Time after posted
Price & Change
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$104,676.16
+50.26 (+0.05%)
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$104,730.31
+104.41 (+0.10%)
10 min
$104,770.76
+144.86 (+0.14%)

ETH

Before post: $2,526.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
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$2,526.19
+0.030 (+0.00%)
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$2,529.58
+3.42 (+0.14%)
10 min
$2,531.15
+4.99 (+0.20%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.35

Time after posted
Price & Change
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$9.34
-0.010 (-0.11%)
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$9.35
+0.0 (+0.00%)
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$9.35
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's storm relief announcement triggered the kind of market reaction usually reserved for a caffeine-deprived trader accidentally leaning on the buy button. SP500: a sleepy 0.05% in 1 minute, barely waking to 0.17% after 10 minutes. Dow Jones: yawned 0.03% initially, mustered 0.05% by the end. BTC and ETH: crypto’s version of a polite golf clap, with ETH’s 0.20% being the standout overachiever. TRUMP: briefly dipped 0.11%, then flatlined like a campaign promise. Volatility was so tame it could’ve been mistaken for a bond market nap. Historically, this post lands somewhere between “who cares” and “wait, what was the question?” The markets’ collective shrug suggests even algorithms have learned to tune out political noise—unless it involves tariffs or tweets in all caps.