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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,982.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,982.50
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,982.50
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$5,982.50
+0.0 (+0.00%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,187.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,187.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$42,187.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$42,187.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $104,804.65

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,781.72
-22.930 (-0.02%)
5 min
$104,775.91
-28.740 (-0.03%)
10 min
$104,781.18
-23.470 (-0.02%)

ETH

Before post: $2,523.43

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,523.58
+0.150 (+0.01%)
5 min
$2,526.53
+3.10 (+0.12%)
10 min
$2,525.27
+1.84 (+0.07%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.34

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.35
+0.010 (+0.11%)
5 min
$9.34
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$9.34
+0.0 (+0.00%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's post with the enthusiasm of a deflated balloon at a birthday party. SP500 and Dow Jones were flat across all timeframes, as if traders collectively shrugged and went back to their coffee. BTC dipped a negligible 0.02-0.03%, while ETH eked out minor gains, suggesting crypto was more interested in its own drama. TRUMP token barely twitched, rising 0.11% before flatlining, a fitting tribute to the post's substance. Volatility was eerily absent, making this the calmest reaction to a Trump statement since someone last read the terms and conditions. The real market mover here was the sound of silence—and perhaps the faint sigh of analysts everywhere who prepped for chaos and got a nap instead.