📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,982.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,982.50
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,982.50
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$5,982.50
+0.0 (+0.00%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,187.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,187.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$42,187.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$42,187.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $104,744.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,837.63
+93.24 (+0.09%)
5 min
$104,708.58
-35.810 (-0.03%)
10 min
$104,738.69
-5.700 (-0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,525.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,526.04
+0.550 (+0.02%)
5 min
$2,521.46
-4.030 (-0.16%)
10 min
$2,523.35
-2.140 (-0.08%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.34

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.35
+0.010 (+0.11%)
5 min
$9.32
-0.020 (-0.21%)
10 min
$9.35
+0.010 (+0.11%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's post with the enthusiasm of a deflated balloon at a birthday party. SP500 and Dow Jones showed zero movement across all timeframes, as if traders collectively shrugged and went back to their coffee. BTC had a minor 0.09% uptick in the first minute, then wobbled into negligible losses, proving even crypto isn’t immune to boredom. ETH mirrored this with a faint 0.02% rise before dipping slightly, while TRUMP token flitted between tiny gains and losses, as if unsure whether to celebrate or mourn. Volatility was historically absent, making this the calmest reaction to a Trump post since… well, ever. The irony: a post containing nothing somehow still managed to say everything about market fatigue.