📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,982.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,982.50
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,982.50
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$5,982.50
+0.0 (+0.00%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,187.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,187.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$42,187.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$42,187.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $104,660.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,784.50
+124.50 (+0.12%)
5 min
$104,826.67
+166.67 (+0.16%)
10 min
$104,746.34
+86.34 (+0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $2,523.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,526.76
+3.35 (+0.13%)
5 min
$2,524.50
+1.09 (+0.04%)
10 min
$2,523.44
+0.030 (+0.00%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.33

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.34
+0.010 (+0.11%)
5 min
$9.34
+0.010 (+0.11%)
10 min
$9.34
+0.010 (+0.11%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a dial tone. SP500 and Dow Jones flatlined like a bored EKG: zero movement across 1, 5, and 10-minute windows. Bitcoin and Ethereum twitched slightly, with BTC up 0.16% at peak and ETH barely mustering 0.13%, as if trying to justify their existence. The TRUMP token inched up 0.11% consistently, proving even nothingness can be monetized. Volatility was quieter than a library during naptime, with no historical precedent for such thrilling non-events. The irony: traders spent more time analyzing this non-post than Trump spent not writing it.