📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence is a masterclass in overthinking nothing. SP500: a fleeting 0.02% pop in the first minute, then a 0.10% gain at 5 minutes, only to give it all back plus a 0.15% dip by 10 minutes. Dow Jones followed the same script with slightly less drama: 0.01% up, then 0.10% up, then 0.11% down. Crypto, ever the overeager intern, swung harder: BTC up 0.09%, then 0.20%, then down 0.28%. ETH outdid itself with a 0.15% rise, a 0.52% surge, and a 0.35% retreat. TRUMP, the meme stock of the moment, barely moved—0.32% up, then 0.43% down, as if even the ticker was bored. Volatility here is less "Black Swan" and more "pigeon startled by its own shadow." Markets will cling to any narrative, even the absence of one. The irony? The most impactful thing Trump did today was nothing—and the algos still panicked.