📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,992.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,990.25
-2.000 (-0.03%)
5 min
$5,997.00
+4.75 (+0.08%)
10 min
$6,001.00
+8.75 (+0.15%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,298.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,288.00
-10.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$42,320.00
+22.00 (+0.05%)
10 min
$42,348.00
+50.00 (+0.12%)

BTC

Before post: $103,914.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,632.64
-281.550 (-0.27%)
5 min
$104,093.53
+179.34 (+0.17%)
10 min
$104,191.08
+276.89 (+0.27%)

ETH

Before post: $2,475.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,469.10
-6.290 (-0.25%)
5 min
$2,487.55
+12.16 (+0.49%)
10 min
$2,491.58
+16.19 (+0.65%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.17
-0.010 (-0.11%)
5 min
$9.25
+0.070 (+0.76%)
10 min
$9.27
+0.090 (+0.98%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets reacted to nothing with the enthusiasm of a cat watching a blank wall. SP500 dipped 0.03% in the first minute, then rallied 0.08% and 0.15% over 5 and 10 minutes, while Dow Jones followed a similar pattern with a 0.02% drop before climbing 0.05% and 0.12%. BTC and ETH mirrored this, with BTC down 0.27% initially before rising 0.17% and 0.27%, and ETH dropping 0.25% then surging 0.49% and 0.65%. TRUMP, the meme coin, outdid itself with a 0.11% drop, then a 0.76% and 0.98% gain, proving even nothing can spark a speculative frenzy. Volatility was tame by historical standards, suggesting the market’s reaction was less a tremor and more a polite cough. The irony: an empty post moved markets more than most corporate earnings reports.