
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,994.00
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,264.00
BTC
Before post: $105,534.33
ETH
Before post: $2,543.20
CSI300 🇨🇳
Before post: $3,877.07
TRUMP
Before post: $9.58
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The market's reaction to Trump's post was the financial equivalent of a shrug: mildly negative, universally indifferent. SP500 dipped 0.05% in the first minute, then pared losses to 0.03% over 10 minutes, a move so small it could be blamed on a bored algo. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.04% drop, halving its decline within 10 minutes, as if realizing it overreacted to nothing. BTC and ETH wobbled slightly, with ETH’s 0.17% drop being the drama queen of the group. CSI300 barely blinked, inching up 0.03%—perhaps too busy to notice. TRUMP tokens fell 0.21% and stayed there, a rare show of consistency. Volatility was nonexistent by historical standards; even a sleepy Tuesday in August would’ve been more exciting. The irony: markets moved more on a post containing nothing than some politicians do with entire speeches.