
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,975.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,125.00
BTC
Before post: $104,636.76
ETH
Before post: $2,513.34
TRUMP
Before post: $9.53
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets yawn at Trump's eloquent silence, proving sometimes nothing says everything. SP500: initial knee-jerk dip of 0.04% in the first minute, then flatlined before a modest 0.10% recovery. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.01% drop, then climbed 0.17%—like a confused elevator operator. BTC and ETH wobbled with crypto's usual theatrics, though ETH staged a 0.20% comeback, because why not. TRUMP coin, ever the loyalist, shrugged off early weakness to rally 0.63%, because even nothingness is bullish for meme politics. Volatility was a snooze compared to historical tantrums—this was less "Black Swan" and more "Beige Pigeon." The irony: markets now parse presidential silence like tea leaves, yet react as if someone forgot to press send on the drama.