📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence was as nuanced as a mime performing stock analysis. SP500: initial 1-minute pop of 0.01% faded to -0.10% in 10 minutes, a classic "buy the rumor, sell the nothing." Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.01% uptick before sliding -0.12%, proving even blue chips aren't immune to existential dread. BTC and ETH showed crypto's trademark sensitivity, dropping -0.32% and -0.26% respectively—apparently, digital assets crave drama more than traders crave caffeine. TRUMP token took the hint, down -0.52%, because nothing says "market confidence" like a politician saying nothing. STOXX50's rollercoaster (0.03% up to -0.00%) suggested Europe briefly cared, then remembered it had better things to do. Volatility was tame by Trump-era standards, where a single tweet could move markets more than a Fed chair’s speech. This time, the absence of chaos was almost chaotic in its predictability. The irony: markets spent a decade hanging on his every word, only to panic when he offered none. Perhaps silence is the new volatility.