📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,014.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,018.75
+4.50 (+0.07%)
5 min
$6,024.75
+10.50 (+0.17%)
10 min
$6,023.50
+9.25 (+0.15%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,418.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,454.00
+36.00 (+0.08%)
5 min
$42,493.00
+75.00 (+0.18%)
10 min
$42,488.00
+70.00 (+0.17%)

BTC

Before post: $105,211.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,437.30
+225.79 (+0.21%)
5 min
$105,604.54
+393.03 (+0.37%)
10 min
$105,553.36
+341.85 (+0.32%)

ETH

Before post: $2,551.08

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,559.99
+8.91 (+0.35%)
5 min
$2,565.12
+14.04 (+0.55%)
10 min
$2,562.04
+10.96 (+0.43%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.65
+0.020 (+0.21%)
5 min
$9.68
+0.050 (+0.52%)
10 min
$9.67
+0.040 (+0.42%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,283.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,288.29
+4.38 (+0.08%)
5 min
$5,292.15
+8.24 (+0.16%)
10 min
$5,292.00
+8.09 (+0.15%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets rally on the profound wisdom of absolute silence. SP500: up 0.07% in 1 minute, 0.17% in 5, 0.15% in 10, proving even nothingness can be a catalyst. Dow Jones mirrored this with 0.08%, 0.18%, and 0.17% gains, as traders apparently found solace in the void. BTC and ETH, ever the drama queens, outpaced equities with 0.37% and 0.55% 5-minute jumps, while the TRUMP token—because of course there’s a TRUMP token—rose 0.52%, because nothing says "market mover" like a blank post. Volatility was tame by historical standards, suggesting the market’s Pavlovian response to Trump-related noise has been replaced by a zen-like calm when faced with nothing at all. The irony: the most impactful statement from a man known for loud rhetoric was the sound of crickets.