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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,012.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,009.00
-3.500 (-0.06%)
5 min
$6,007.75
-4.750 (-0.08%)
10 min
$6,006.00
-6.500 (-0.11%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,343.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,322.00
-21.000 (-0.05%)
5 min
$42,310.00
-33.000 (-0.08%)
10 min
$42,308.00
-35.000 (-0.08%)

BTC

Before post: $105,665.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,585.93
-79.230 (-0.07%)
5 min
$105,495.99
-169.170 (-0.16%)
10 min
$105,507.00
-158.160 (-0.15%)

ETH

Before post: $2,554.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,550.72
-3.480 (-0.14%)
5 min
$2,547.55
-6.650 (-0.26%)
10 min
$2,547.75
-6.450 (-0.25%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.60
-0.010 (-0.10%)
5 min
$9.60
-0.010 (-0.10%)
10 min
$9.62
+0.010 (+0.10%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,297.06

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,295.25
-1.810 (-0.03%)
5 min
$5,292.93
-4.130 (-0.08%)
10 min
$5,294.82
-2.240 (-0.04%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets reacted to nothing with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500 dipped 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.08% in 5, and 0.11% in 10, while Dow Jones mirrored the lethargy with 0.05%, 0.08%, and 0.08% drops. Bitcoin and Ethereum decided to join the pity party, with BTC down 0.07%, 0.16%, 0.15% and ETH sliding 0.14%, 0.26%, 0.25%. TRUMP, ever the contrarian, shrugged off the nothingness with a 0.10% rebound after 10 minutes. STOXX50 yawned its way to 0.03%, 0.08%, and 0.04% declines. Volatility was milder than a nap, with moves tighter than historical norms for such non-events. The irony: markets now price in the existential dread of silence.