

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,012.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,343.00
BTC
Before post: $105,665.16
ETH
Before post: $2,554.20
TRUMP
Before post: $9.61
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,297.06
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets reacted to nothing with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500 dipped 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.08% in 5, and 0.11% in 10, while Dow Jones mirrored the lethargy with 0.05%, 0.08%, and 0.08% drops. Bitcoin and Ethereum decided to join the pity party, with BTC down 0.07%, 0.16%, 0.15% and ETH sliding 0.14%, 0.26%, 0.25%. TRUMP, ever the contrarian, shrugged off the nothingness with a 0.10% rebound after 10 minutes. STOXX50 yawned its way to 0.03%, 0.08%, and 0.04% declines. Volatility was milder than a nap, with moves tighter than historical norms for such non-events. The irony: markets now price in the existential dread of silence.