📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $105,480.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,538.73
+58.71 (+0.06%)
5 min
$105,563.04
+83.02 (+0.08%)
10 min
$105,543.13
+63.11 (+0.06%)

ETH

Before post: $2,533.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,542.90
+9.90 (+0.39%)
5 min
$2,540.79
+7.79 (+0.31%)
10 min
$2,538.21
+5.21 (+0.21%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.06
+0.030 (+0.30%)
5 min
$10.04
+0.010 (+0.10%)
10 min
$10.01
-0.020 (-0.20%)

SP500 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market reacts to nothingness with surprising enthusiasm: BTC, ETH, and even the TRUMP token twitched on the news that there was no news. BTC barely blinked: up 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.08% in 5, then settled at 0.06% over 10 minutes. ETH showed more spirit, jumping 0.39% immediately before cooling to 0.21%. TRUMP, ever the drama queen, peaked at 0.30% before flipping negative. Volatility here is a whisper compared to historical tantrums—no tweets, no meltdowns, just the faint hum of algorithms bored enough to trade on silence. Nothing says "efficient markets" like pricing in the existential dread of an empty post.