Thank you to everyone for being so generous yesterday at The Kennedy Center. We raised over $10 Million Dollars for its Restoration, A RECORD. In addition, the Actors and Actresses in Les Mis were incredible! The Show could not be better, or more beautiful. It’s running for another three weeks!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,037.75

Time after posted
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$6,039.50
+1.75 (+0.03%)
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$6,038.25
+0.500 (+0.01%)
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$6,038.00
+0.250 (+0.00%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,927.00

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$42,927.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
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$42,920.00
-7.000 (-0.02%)
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$42,922.00
-5.000 (-0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $106,115.16

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$106,120.50
+5.34 (+0.01%)
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$106,060.80
-54.360 (-0.05%)
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$105,937.06
-178.100 (-0.17%)

ETH

Before post: $2,644.09

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$2,645.15
+1.06 (+0.04%)
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$2,644.08
-0.010 (0.00%)
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$2,645.28
+1.19 (+0.05%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.09

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$10.08
-0.010 (-0.10%)
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$10.08
-0.010 (-0.10%)
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$10.07
-0.020 (-0.20%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's Kennedy Center gratitude was roughly as enthusiastic as a polite golf clap. SP500 edged up 0.03% in the first minute, then flatlined: a classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" if the rumor was about theater donations. Dow Jones dipped 0.02% over 5 minutes, proving even blue chips can't feign interest in Broadway reviews. Crypto played its usual erratic self: BTC briefly gained 0.01% before shedding 0.17%—because nothing says "volatility" like mixing Trump and digital assets. ETH wobbled between 0.04% gains and near-zero losses, as if unsure whether to care. TRUMP coin dipped 0.2% over 10 minutes, because apparently even meme coins have standards when it comes to fundraising humblebrags. Historical context: zero precedent, because no other president-turned-influencer has tried to monetize Les Mis applause. The real takeaway: markets move more for a Trump indictment than a Trump arts endorsement. How poetic.