📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,039.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,042.25
+3.00 (+0.05%)
5 min
$6,041.25
+2.00 (+0.03%)
10 min
$6,044.25
+5.00 (+0.08%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,905.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,925.00
+20.00 (+0.05%)
5 min
$42,922.00
+17.00 (+0.04%)
10 min
$42,947.00
+42.00 (+0.10%)

BTC

Before post: $107,691.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,808.02
+116.85 (+0.11%)
5 min
$107,901.46
+210.29 (+0.20%)
10 min
$107,868.73
+177.56 (+0.16%)

ETH

Before post: $2,742.94

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,745.50
+2.56 (+0.09%)
5 min
$2,749.30
+6.36 (+0.23%)
10 min
$2,747.51
+4.57 (+0.17%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.41
+0.010 (+0.10%)
5 min
$10.43
+0.030 (+0.29%)
10 min
$10.42
+0.020 (+0.19%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets rally on the profound wisdom of absolute nothingness. SP500: a thrilling 0.05% pop in the first minute, fading to a heroic 0.08% over ten minutes. Dow Jones: a similarly earth-shattering 0.05% to 0.10% climb, as if traders briefly forgot they were supposed to panic. BTC and ETH edged up 0.1-0.2%, proving crypto still moves faster than traditional markets even when the catalyst is a void. TRUMP coin, ever the loyalist, squeezed out a 0.29% gain—because nothing says "market mover" like a blank tweet. Volatility was notably absent, with moves tighter than a politician's grip on a talking point. Historical context: silence has never been so bullish, or so cheap. The irony: the most impactful thing Trump didn't say was literally nothing. Markets, like journalists, will overanalyze anything.