

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,018.25
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,839.00
BTC
Before post: $108,568.00
ETH
Before post: $2,771.58
TRUMP
Before post: $10.69
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500: dipped 0.01% in the first minute, flatlined at 5 minutes, then rallied 0.08% after 10 minutes. Dow Jones: mirrored the SP500 with a 0.01% drop, negligible at 5 minutes, then a 0.07% climb. BTC and ETH: barely blinked at first, then crept up 0.09% and 0.20% respectively. TRUMP: flatlined for 9 minutes before a heroic 0.28% surge, proving even nothingness can be a catalyst. Volatility was milder than a butter knife, with moves tighter than a miser's wallet. Historical context: silence has never been so loudly ignored. The real market mover was apparently the absence of movement, which says everything about our collective attention span.