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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,018.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,017.75
-0.500 (-0.01%)
5 min
$6,018.00
-0.250 (0.00%)
10 min
$6,023.00
+4.75 (+0.08%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,839.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,834.00
-5.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$42,838.00
-1.000 (0.00%)
10 min
$42,868.00
+29.00 (+0.07%)

BTC

Before post: $108,568.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$108,585.13
+17.13 (+0.02%)
5 min
$108,618.10
+50.10 (+0.05%)
10 min
$108,660.74
+92.74 (+0.09%)

ETH

Before post: $2,771.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,771.78
+0.200 (+0.01%)
5 min
$2,772.59
+1.01 (+0.04%)
10 min
$2,777.00
+5.42 (+0.20%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.69

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.69
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$10.69
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$10.72
+0.030 (+0.28%)

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500: dipped 0.01% in the first minute, flatlined at 5 minutes, then rallied 0.08% after 10 minutes. Dow Jones: mirrored the SP500 with a 0.01% drop, negligible at 5 minutes, then a 0.07% climb. BTC and ETH: barely blinked at first, then crept up 0.09% and 0.20% respectively. TRUMP: flatlined for 9 minutes before a heroic 0.28% surge, proving even nothingness can be a catalyst. Volatility was milder than a butter knife, with moves tighter than a miser's wallet. Historical context: silence has never been so loudly ignored. The real market mover was apparently the absence of movement, which says everything about our collective attention span.