

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,046.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $43,042.00
BTC
Before post: $109,415.11
ETH
Before post: $2,868.03
TRUMP
Before post: $11.05
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets respond to nothingness with more enthusiasm than a cat to a laser pointer: SP500 edged up 0.16% in 10 minutes, Dow Jones mirrored with 0.16%, while BTC shrugged off early losses to climb 0.11%. ETH, however, sulked with a 0.63% drop, and TRUMP tokens slid 0.36%, perhaps disappointed by the lack of drama. Volatility was milder than a Midwestern casserole, with moves barely registering against historical noise. The irony: the most impactful thing Trump didn’t say was how little anyone cared he didn’t say it.