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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,046.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,047.50
+0.750 (+0.01%)
5 min
$6,054.25
+7.50 (+0.12%)
10 min
$6,056.25
+9.50 (+0.16%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,042.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,042.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$43,096.00
+54.00 (+0.13%)
10 min
$43,113.00
+71.00 (+0.16%)

BTC

Before post: $109,415.11

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,380.00
-35.110 (-0.03%)
5 min
$109,413.52
-1.590 (0.00%)
10 min
$109,534.08
+118.97 (+0.11%)

ETH

Before post: $2,868.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,860.70
-7.330 (-0.26%)
5 min
$2,845.71
-22.320 (-0.78%)
10 min
$2,850.04
-17.990 (-0.63%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.04
-0.010 (-0.09%)
5 min
$11.02
-0.030 (-0.27%)
10 min
$11.01
-0.040 (-0.36%)

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets respond to nothingness with more enthusiasm than a cat to a laser pointer: SP500 edged up 0.16% in 10 minutes, Dow Jones mirrored with 0.16%, while BTC shrugged off early losses to climb 0.11%. ETH, however, sulked with a 0.63% drop, and TRUMP tokens slid 0.36%, perhaps disappointed by the lack of drama. Volatility was milder than a Midwestern casserole, with moves barely registering against historical noise. The irony: the most impactful thing Trump didn’t say was how little anyone cared he didn’t say it.