📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,042.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,045.25
+3.25 (+0.05%)
5 min
$6,047.00
+5.00 (+0.08%)
10 min
$6,045.50
+3.50 (+0.06%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,887.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,901.00
+14.00 (+0.03%)
5 min
$42,915.00
+28.00 (+0.07%)
10 min
$42,912.00
+25.00 (+0.06%)

BTC

Before post: $109,708.92

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,745.29
+36.37 (+0.03%)
5 min
$109,652.92
-56.000 (-0.05%)
10 min
$109,771.09
+62.17 (+0.06%)

ETH

Before post: $2,794.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,793.71
-0.790 (-0.03%)
5 min
$2,791.65
-2.850 (-0.10%)
10 min
$2,799.73
+5.23 (+0.19%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.93

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.93
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$10.91
-0.020 (-0.18%)
10 min
$10.93
+0.0 (+0.00%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at the profound silence of a Trump "None" post with the enthusiasm of a nap. SP500 edged up 0.05% in 1 minute, 0.08% in 5, and 0.06% in 10, while the Dow mirrored this sleepy rally with 0.03%, 0.07%, and 0.06% gains. BTC wobbled like a confused intern: up 0.03%, then down 0.05%, then up 0.06%, while ETH played its own game with a 0.19% rebound after initial dips. TRUMP tokens, ever the drama queens, staged a 0.18% dip just to feel something. Volatility was thinner than the post’s substance, barely registering against historical noise. The markets, it seems, have mastered the art of reacting to nothing with precisely the energy it deserves.