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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,036.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,042.50
+6.00 (+0.10%)
5 min
$6,046.50
+10.00 (+0.17%)
10 min
$6,045.00
+8.50 (+0.14%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,854.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,888.00
+34.00 (+0.08%)
5 min
$42,907.00
+53.00 (+0.12%)
10 min
$42,901.00
+47.00 (+0.11%)

BTC

Before post: $109,654.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,690.43
+35.89 (+0.03%)
5 min
$109,740.36
+85.82 (+0.08%)
10 min
$109,688.34
+33.80 (+0.03%)

ETH

Before post: $2,791.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,793.69
+1.91 (+0.07%)
5 min
$2,795.50
+3.72 (+0.13%)
10 min
$2,793.28
+1.50 (+0.05%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.93

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.92
-0.010 (-0.09%)
5 min
$10.94
+0.010 (+0.09%)
10 min
$10.91
-0.020 (-0.18%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets rally on the profound wisdom of a blank Trump post: silence is golden, but not for his namesake token. SP500: up 0.10% in 1 minute, 0.17% in 5, 0.14% in 10, as if traders mistook emptiness for enlightenment. Dow Jones: a yawn-inducing 0.08% to 0.12% climb, suggesting even algorithms were bored into buying. BTC and ETH edged up 0.03% to 0.13%, proving crypto will pump on anything, including nothing. TRUMP token wobbled between -0.18% and +0.09%, because irony loves company. Volatility was milder than a sedated sloth, with moves so tame they’d blush at a bond market’s excitement. Historically, this non-event makes the “dog ate my homework” excuse look robust by comparison. The markets’ takeaway: when a post says nothing, everyone hears exactly what they want—except TRUMP holders, who heard “sell the news, even if there isn’t any.”