📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,039.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,034.50
-4.500 (-0.07%)
5 min
$6,042.00
+3.00 (+0.05%)
10 min
$6,050.50
+11.50 (+0.19%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,864.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,836.00
-28.000 (-0.07%)
5 min
$42,887.00
+23.00 (+0.05%)
10 min
$42,935.00
+71.00 (+0.17%)

BTC

Before post: $109,882.69

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,612.28
-270.410 (-0.25%)
5 min
$109,708.92
-173.770 (-0.16%)
10 min
$109,799.84
-82.850 (-0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $2,803.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,791.58
-11.430 (-0.41%)
5 min
$2,794.50
-8.510 (-0.30%)
10 min
$2,796.43
-6.580 (-0.23%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.96

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.93
-0.030 (-0.27%)
5 min
$10.93
-0.030 (-0.27%)
10 min
$10.95
-0.010 (-0.09%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets react to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth: SP500 dips 0.07% in the first minute, then recovers to a 0.19% gain over 10 minutes, while the Dow follows a similar script, down 0.07% before climbing 0.17%. Crypto, ever the drama queen, bleeds slightly: BTC down 0.25% initially, trimming losses to 0.08%, and ETH shedding 0.41% before stabilizing at 0.23% down. TRUMP meme coin wobbles like a confused intern, down 0.27% early before a half-hearted recovery to 0.09% down. Volatility here is milder than a decaf espresso compared to typical Trump-related market spasms. The irony: an empty post moves markets more than most CEOs’ carefully crafted earnings calls. Perhaps silence is the new pump-and-dump.